A funny story from Australia today, a restaurant was ordered to pay compensation to a blind man after refusing to allow his “guide dog” into the restaurant.  The waiter thought they he was asking if  “gay dogs” are allowed.
The staff believed that “nudge” was an ordinary pet dog that had been de-sexed to become a gay dog, the restaurant owners claimed. (so that’s how you become gay, well you learn something new every day!) 

The Muttuglies would just like to reassure our customers that dogs of all shapes, sizes, peculiarities and orientations are more than welcome here, even (especially) the gay ones! 

bow-wow-meow!